Wednesday, 21 June 2023

Star Trek: Arizona Coyotes

Gene Roddenberry likely never foresaw a Star Trek series based out of Mullett Arena, but it seems the Arizona Coyotes might be trying to break physics with their preseason schedule. As you probably have heard, the Coyotes are one of the teams that the NHL selected to play preseason games in Australia. They'll be taking a group of players down under to play two games against the Los Angeles Kings in Melbourne, and I hope they take some of their better players to give the Australian fans a good show. After everything the Coyotes' franchise has been through, a good showing in Australia where they could play in front of 14,000 fans on each night would certainly be something for which the players could and should get excited.

The problem, however, is that the Coyotes are in desperate need of players to fill their roster of three teams. You might be wondering what this "three teams" part of the equation is, and I'm going to point out that the Coyotes are scheduled to play three separate games on September 23, 2023. Yes, you read that correctly as shown below.
Now I'm no physicist by any means, but if a team is scheduled for three games on the same day, they'd need at least 70 players to be available. The first game listed above will be played in St. Louis, Missouri. The second game is scheduled for Wichita, Kansas. The third game is the second Australian game in Melbourne. Physically, it's possible for the players who played in St. Louis in the afternoon to pile into a bus and be in Wichita for the 7:30pm game, but it's probably not advisable to be making those arrangements. Therefore, 70 players will be needed to over the three games.

Here's the issue facing the Coyotes.
You're 59 players away from having a full squad in three cities, Arizona. Better get a few contracts out quickly for players needing to be re-signed because free agency is going to be insane if your rosters need to be filled. Yes, there are 17 more players still under contract who aren't on the Coyotes' final roster of 2022-23, but you're still needing 42 more players. That's a lot of players.

Transporter technology hasn't been invented yet, but one has to wonder if the Coyotes are investing heavily in that opportunity because I can't see the Arizona Coyotes attracting top talent to play for them with their situation in Arizona. If goaltender Karel Vejmelka still wants to be traded, the Coyotes have Anson Thornton under contract as their only goaltender. I suspect they'll want to have that situation under control sooner rather than later. Beyond that, they have four defenders under contract with only one being older than 25. And it should be noted that $23 million of their summer cap number will be eaten up by players who won't wear a Coyotes jersey next season. In short, GM Bill Armstrong has a lot of work to do.

Three games for one franchise on one day sandwiched between a game in Melbourne on September 22 and a game in Cedar Park, Texas on September 24 is pure lunacy. Three games for one franchise with very few players signed and an uncertain future is complete insanity. The Arizona Coyotes are going to spill a lot of ink this summer trying to sign enough players to cover their Melbourne trip and their two US games on September 23, and it will be interesting to see who ends up in the Kachina jersey in September.

I have no idea why the NHL thinks this is a good idea, but they seem to know better than everyone else. But hasn't that always been the problem in Arizona when it comes to the Coyotes?

Until next time, keep your sticks on the ice!

Tuesday, 20 June 2023

Your Winter Is Booked

It has been said that the hardest thing to do in hockey is to repeat as champions, but the UBC Thunderbirds women's program did that this past season. They'll have the target squarely on their backs again this season as they look to three-peat, but eight other teams in the conference want what they have. Of course, that number will be reduced to six teams once the regular season ends, so all nine teams were waiting to see what the schedule held for them this season. Today, we got that answer as Canada West released the men's and women's hockey schedules!

The entire schedule for women's hockey can be found here, but there are some intriguing dates to keep an eye on throughout the season. Week 1 beginning on September 29 sees Trinity Western on the bye as the Fluffy Cows visit the Huskies, the defending U SPORTS National Champion Mount Royal Cougars visit the other Cougars in Regina, MacEwan heads south to tangle with Calgary, and the defending Canada West champion UBC Thunderbirds are in Edmonton to play the Pandas.

Trinity Western will open their 2023-24 campaign at home on October 6 as they host the Calgary Dinos, and that will also be the night where the Regina Cougars will be witnesses to a second-straight Canada West banner being added to the rafters of Thunderbird Arena at UBC. The Fluffy Cows get the week off in Week 2, so we'll see how things look after all nine teams finally hit the ice.

October 27 will see just six of the nine teams in action as Calgary, Regina, and Alberta all take that week off for their byes. I don't know why three teams get one week off when two of them could be playing one another, but I'm not the scheduler-maker. What I do know is that every team will have taken their first bye by the beginning of November. That should be your first checkpoint when it comes to measuring the success of your favorite team this season.

With Remembrance Day falling on a weekend this year, it seems that date will affect two teams as Regina is supposed to be in Winnipeg to battle the Fluffy Cows that weekend. However, the University of Manitoba's policies for staff and students is that Remembrance Day is a holiday at the campus, so it appears that the weekend set between these two squads was moved to accommodate that policy. As a result, the Cougars and Fluffy Cows will play Thursday, November 9 and Friday, November 10 rather than the standard Friday-Saturday games.

The final games of the first half of the 2023-24 season will be played on December 1 and 2 for everyone except Manitoba who starts their December break a week early thanks to the bye. Last year, seven of the nine teams had 14 or more points by that time, and all three teams that were at the bottom of the standings missed the playoffs. I'm not saying that's a trend or anything, but it's probably a good idea to have one's team in a playoff spot at the break if one wants to play in the postseason.

Regina is involved with another odd scheduling quirk in January as the opening weekend of the second half has them locked into an interprovincial battle with the Saskatchewan Huskies. Regina is in Sasaktoon to open the series on Friday, but both teams take Saturday off before the Huskies make the trip to Regina for the second-half of the two-game set. I can't seem to find any info on why this home-and-home is spread out over three days, but there will be a Sunday afternoon game on January 7 between the Huskies and Cougars for you to watch.

The season ends on February 9 and 10, and it's very likely that playoff spots may be decided on this weekend based on how last season went. The big matchup will be the UBC-at-MRU series that weekend as the Canada West finalists from one year ago are both looking to head back to Nationals this year in Saskatoon, so it could be a fun battle in Calgary with the Thunderbirds visiting the Cougars. Whether or not those teams will be atop the standings board when that date arrives will be up to them to determine.

Over on the men's hockey side, their full schedule can be found here, but there are certainly some scheduling quirks that need to be mentioned as well. The opening weekend actually starts on Thursday, September 28 for Canada West men's hockey as the MacEwan Griffins are in Calgary to play the Calgary Dinos while the Saskatchewan Huskies are in Winnipeg to battle the Fluffy Cows. Why we have two games from the opening weekend being played on Thursday is a mystery to me, but that's life in Canada West.

UBC and Trinity Western will tangle on a Thursday as well as they'll meet at 11am(!) local time on Thursday, October 19. Again, I don't have a reason for this unless the Spartans are hoping to fill their rink with university students for that interprovincial rivalry game, but the home-and-home is concluded on Saturday as well. These three-day, two-game sets are a little crazy for teams that are literally 45 minutes apart from one another.

Manitoba will play its second Thursday game on November 2 when they host Trinity Western at 7pm that day. With no other tenant in the building at Wayne Fleming Arena after the Winnipeg Ice left, I don't know what this scheduling is meant to do. The Fluffy Cows and Spartans play on Friday night as well, so it's not like there was some weird scheduling issue I can find. All I know is that Thursday nights are becoming hockey nights for Canada West men's hockey.

Remember that scheduling quirk with Regina and Saskatchewan above? Well, the men are following the same quirky schedule that weekend as the Cougars and Huskies won't play Friday, will play in Sasaktoon on Saturday, and then wrap-up their two-game set in Regina in the later game on Sunday following the women's game. I struggle to understand the timing and logic behind this scheduled week because there's no reason these four teams can't be playing in two opposite locations.

Just like they did in the first half, it will be a "Thursday Night Hockey Night" in Langley as the Spartans host the Thunderbirds at 7pm on January 18. They finish the two-game set the next night at UBC, but these Thursday games for the Spartans - that's three already this season - might be the weirdest thing I've seen one team go through on any schedule.

As it stands, there are 28 games for each of the men's and women's teams to play, and we'll see who stands atop the mountain at the end in Febraury 2024. With players training hard and staffs arlready preparing for next season, I expect it to be another season of excitement, intrigue, and fun, and HBIC will have another winter of The Rundown in store for those looking for insights and breakdowns on all the Canada West women's hockey action in 2023-24!

Until next time, keep your sticks on the ice!

Monday, 19 June 2023

The AHL Is Back

While I often spend time yapping about the business of the NHL on HBIC, I should note that the other leagues who do business with the NHL need to have solid business plans in order to remain in business as well. If the AHL were to run into insolvency problems, I'm not certain the NHL would want to bail them out of their problems as much as they'd need to do that thanks to their affiliation relationships with a number of teams. Because of this, the NHL would have a definite interest in hearing that the AHL is turning a profit as soon as possible following their pandemic years, and it seems that happened this season as the AHL is back in the black ink for 2023-24 as per AHL president and CEO Scott Howson.

"We've just recovered so quickly," Howson told The Associated Press this week. "It's a testament to our product. It's a testament to our markets. It's a testament to what our teams are doing and what the staffs of our teams are doing to put people in the building."

All those testaments aside, having full buildings for the Calder Cup Final between the Hershey Bears and Coachella Valley Firebirds certainly doesn't hurt, and total playoff attendance has reportedly surpassed 500,000 fans which is a record for the AHL. As per the AHL release one week ago, the Calder Cup Playoffs have seen a "league average of 6,235 per game ranks the 2023 postseason third-highest in the last 60 years, behind only the 2016 playoffs (6,513 over 67 games) and the 1964 playoffs (6,794 over 17 games)." We also shouldn't overlook this fact:
"The Coachella Valley Firebirds, in their first season of play in the AHL, are leading the way with 117,879 fans over 13 home dates, the highest playoff attendance by one team in league history. The Firebirds have recorded four postseason sellouts at the 10,087-seat Acrisure Arena, including each of the first two games of the Calder Cup Finals against Hershey."
According to Howson, revenue levels have also spiked to "15% to 20% above pre-pandemic levels" which would make this the most profitable year on record for the developmental league. It's not all rosy, though, as a handful of teams have not made up all the ground lost to the pandemic, but the threats of contraction or relocation of teams is nil thanks to the solid growth this season.

"There's really no weak spots," Howson said. "Some are obviously doing better than others, some markets are better than others, but we're really stable from an ownership point of view and a market point of view."

And that makes me scratch my head because as recently as the end of March, there were calls for Howson to be fired from his position as teams were unhappy with the direction in which Howson was taking the league. As we know, the Chicago Wolves have decided to move back to their independent ways as they've walked away from their affiliation with the Carolina Hurricanes, so perhaps they were one of the unhappy teams. In any case, if just one of 32 teams is unhappy with the direction the league is headed in, it seems silly to remove Howson after all the good seen this year.

When it comes to the first-year Coachella Valley Firebirds and the relocated Henderson Silver Knights, Howson stated that they had "'raised the bar for everybody' as revenue generators". Cornerstone franchises like Hershey and Rochester have shown that their fanbases are still passionate about those teams, the West Coast expansion seems to be paying off despite Stockton's move north to Calgary, and IHL franchises like Milwaukee, Grand Rapids, and Chicago will always get great crowds out to their buildings. Whatever the AHL is doing is working well, and it would be wise to keep an eye on the future by using some of this revenue to prepare for bigger and better.

"There's so many positive things going on with our league right now from a business point of view, and I think it starts with the hockey," Howson said. "The entertainment value's really high, and that translates into the business."

If business is good, you don't make changes, and the AHL Board of Governors decided to reward Howson in May by getting him to sign a multi-year contract extension to continue as AHL president and CEO. Whatever tension there was in March when it came to Howson's performance, people clearly came to their senses as the AHL continued to show a strong bottom line. Add in an expanded Calder Cup Playoff field of 23 teams, a 72-game schedule for all teams, women working in all sectors of the AHL including officiating, and new partnership and sponsorship revenues, and it would seem the decision to bring Howson back was more elementary than the AHL may have admitted in March.

If you're a fan of the NHL, you're benefitting from the AHL's work. The AHL has done incredible work developing players for the next level of hockey, and a vast number of teams have used their AHL affiliations to strengthen their squads. Thanks to Scott Howson, the AHL is benefitting from that relationship when it comes to marketing those future stars, and I believe that the AHL is better with Scott Howson than without him based on what he's done in his role.
The AHL is back and is stronger than ever thanks to the efforts of Scott Howson and the AHL executive team. The more-than-seven million fans that went through AHL turnstiles for just the third time in AHL history is all the evidence needed.

Until next time, keep your sticks on the ice!

Sunday, 18 June 2023

HBIC Summer Project: The Starbuck Southpaw

If there's one thing that every baseball team needs, it's a reliable left-handed pitcher. When we think of good southpaws that played in MLB, names like Koufax, Ford, Spahn, Johnson, and Glavine come to mind. There are likely others that one can suggest, but I doubt anyone would include Doris "Dodie" Barr in that list despite her dominance for eight seasons in the AAGPBL. That's where HBIC comes in because I'm suggesting that we shouldn't only include her in the conversation over dominant lefties in baseball, but we might want to include her in the discussion about which players were the best high-scoring wingers in hockey. If we're talking two-sport superstars, there should be no doubt that Doris "Dodie" Barr is one name that should always be mentioned!

Born on August 26, 1921 to Malcolm and Susan Barr, Doris Barr had a quiet childhood that involved school and church, and she and her sister would play catch when they had some time to themselves. Doris, as a lefty, showed good instincts in her delivery that prompted scouts to ask her if she wanted to play girls' senior softball in Winnipeg. She'd eventually join the Ramblers in the Greater Winnipeg Senior Girls' Fastball league at the age of 16 where she was immediately thought of as someone who could make an impact as a pitcher for the squad.

The Ramblers wouldn't waste any time in introducing their new pitcher to the league as Barr got the start on June 24, 1938 against the Tivolis at Osborne Stadium. I can tell you that her debut didn't go so well as the Ramblers held a 6-5 lead through three innings before Barr was substituted out of the game. A late push by the Ramblers would give them the 17-12 win as Barr was tagged with no decision on the night, but the 16 year-old Barr had shown she could play at that level! Consistency is the hallmark of any good pitcher, though, and the rookie hurler would show her mettle as Barr continued to pitch throughout the season for the Ramblers, getting better with each start.

If you need proof that she got better with every game, here's the recap of Game Three of the best-of-three semifinal between the Ramblers and the CUAC Blues. It sounds like Barr was a star!

While the Ramblers fell in the semifinals in 1938, the 1939 version of the Ramblers in the Greater Winnipeg Senior Girls' Fastball league had all sorts of problems as the team struggled. Barr was still showing her emergence as a big-game pitcher, though, as she won a pile of games against opponents, continued to improve at the plate, and was outstanding in the field, but she began to struggle with the crowds at Osborne Stadium as the "boo birds" would often heckle the Ramblers as they struggled through their season. She decided to make a change which we'll see in a second, but the Ramblers' struggles in the 1939 season made it more of a season to forget than anything else.

You might be asking how Barr blocked out the jeers when she was playing now that I referenced it above, and let me say that her method seems like it wouldn't be very effective. Were cotton balls much thicker back in 1939? I can't imagine they'd block out much sound if they resembled cotton balls of today. Regardless, she turned 18 the summer before, and she made the decision to find a new team for whom she could pitch. Little did anyone realize that she'd head west to Regina to continue to play!

With a stronger team behind her in the Regina Nut House Cashews (Teebz: still a great name), Regina looked like world-beaters with how they played. Like Moose Jaw did in 1941, Regina embarked on a US tour in 1940 where they played exhibition games against US softball teams. Not surprisingly, the 18 year-old southpaw was all the talk as she held a team from Cleveland to one hit through eight innings as the two teams played to a 2-2 tie through 11 complete innings. Unlike Olive Bend, she didn't overpower hitters or use intimidation at times to keep them unsteady, but Barr was much more of a location pitcher who hit her spots when needed.

When they came back to Saskatchewan to finish their softball season, the Cashews continued their winning ways with Barr playing a large part in that. As shown, the Cashews met the Regina Army and Navy Bombers for the Regina Intercity Fastpitch championship, and it would be Barr who drove in the winning run with her pinch-hit double late in the game to help the Cashews win by a 4-1 score! Unfortunately for the Ramblers, the move to Saskatchewan paid off for Barr in a big way as she earned her first championship just two days before her 19th birthday!

The 1941 season in Regina was where everyone realized that Doris Barr was an elite pitcher. Besides helping the Regina Bombers, who she joined, win regularly, her three no-hit shutouts in that season was proof that she was in control every time she went out to the mound. As the article from The Winnipeg Tribune states, Barr also overcame the cotton-in-ears thing she had been doing since 1939. When the crowds in Regina were cheering wildly for her, it certainly sounds better than the rain of boos and jeers like she got while as a member of the Ramblers. With no cotton being worn in her ears, it seems that Doris Barr had become one of the best pitchers in Saskatchewan, if not THE best hurler. As a southpaw, there was no denying she was the best lefty in western Canada!

If you need more proof, Barr was throwing heat on May 19, 1941.

Wouldn't you know it, but we we'd see a showdown at the end of the season between the Bombers, led by Barr, and the Moose Jaw Royals, led by Olive Little, as both teams played for the championship. Give Olive Little the lead in head-to-head championships!

Moose Jaw would win again in 1942, but Bombers pitcher Doris Barr was a standout on the mound again. The Royals would even recruit her to join them in their battle against Edmonton in the western Canadian semifinal series, but things were about to change with World War II underway and the summer of 1943 approaching.

Barr would land with the South Bend Blue Sox where she wore #4 and went 15-13 in 1943 with a 2.90 ERA, 63 strikeouts, and 151 walks. Clearly, Barr was a little more wild than what she showed back in Regina, but she did bat .269 on a 36-for-134 season that included seven doubles, a triple, 16 walks, eight stolen bases, and 18 RBIs compared to just 11 strikeouts. South Bend would finish in second-place in both halves of ths season, and they'd miss the playoffs.

South Bend took a step back in 1944, and that would reflect in Barr's stats. She finished the season with an 8-11 record on a 2.98 ERA as she recorded 62 strikeouts compared to 141 walks, but she didn't play as often and her hitting suffered greatly. In just 32 games, she had 55 plate apperances where she recorded just seven hits - all singles - and six RBIs. She struck out 15 times while only walking six times, but her .127 average was hardly Doris Barr-like in her play.

Barr would move to the Racine Belles in 1945 where she wore #11, but she didn't finish there as she was traded back to South Bend midway through the campaign. The good news is that she looked like her old self in going 20-8 on the season with a 1.71 ERA, 104 strikeouts, and 188 walks. She was credited with the most wild pitches of her career at 38, but she only surrendered 68 runs in 252 innings pitched! More importantly, Barr's season was highlighted by Racine's first no-hit, no-run game against Fort Wayne on July 1! At the dish, she went 23-for-104 for a .221 average, one double, and five RBIs while walking nine times while striking out 11 times. Unfortunately, there was no All-Star Game that year as Barr likely would have gone, and South Bend wouldn't make the playoffs as Barr looked forward to 1946.

In that year, she'd be back in Racine colours, and Racine was the absolute class of the AAGPBL. She didn't play very often just like her first experience in Racine as she only appeared in 21 games, and her record was 6-9 with a 3.86 ERA on 53 strikeouts and 109 walks. She only recorded 39 at-bats in those games as she had five singles, one RBI, nine strikeouts, and six walks as she hit an uncharacteristic .128. Racine, however, finished the season atop the standings with a 74-38 record before dispatching the South Bend Blue Sox and the Rockford Peaches to win their first AAGPBL championship!

Like the season before, Barr's personal stats seemed to reflect her usage as she 30 games where she tossed 96 strikeouts compared to 91 walks in going 14-12 with a 2.26 ERA. Barr had a modest upgrade at the plate where she hit .167 on 10-of-60 hitting, but she did have a double, two triples, four RBIs, 20 walks, and just 14 strikeouts in those at-bats. Racine ended up in third-place in the standings, but would down the Muskegon Lassies before falling in the final to the Grand Rapids Chicks.

1948 saw Barr move to the Springfield Sallies where she was used mostly as an outfielder. However, when she was on the mound, she threw smoke while wearing #28 for one of the worst outfits in the AAGPBL that year. She compiled a 7-19 record with a 2.68 ERA on a team that went 41-84 that season. She did record the most strikeouts of her career that year when she sat down 116 batters, but she also issued 113 walks. The 73 games she played was reflective in her batting as Barr hit .230 on 40-for-174 that included 31 singles, four doubles, five triples, 10 RBIs, and 28 walks compared to just 20 strikeouts. For a team that was pretty bad at all positions, Barr was a bright spot for Springfield.

The 1949 AAGPBL season saw Barr wearing the colours of the Muskegon Lassies where she donned #15. Muskegon wasn't much better than Springfield the year before, and Doris would finish the season with an 8-13 record, a 2.40 ERA, 53 strikeouts, and 108 walks in 191 innings. Things were worse with a bat in her hand as contact seemed to avoid the chunk of ash. Barr had just five hits in 70 at-bats for a .071 batting average. She did manage to pick up three RBIs and 16 walks compared to 20 strikeouts, but the combined pitching and hitting stats marked 1949 as her worst professionals season. For the record, Muskegon finished the season in sixth-place out of eight teams with a 46-66 record. They did not make the playoffs.

The team would move for the 1950 season to Kalamazoo, but the move didn't change the way the team played. Barr was actually traded to the Peoria Redwings midway through the season, but it didn't help Barr's season. Her 1-11 record in 18 appearances saw her struggle mightily as reflected in her 6.51 ERA on 78 walks compared to just 25 strikeouts. At the dish, she was 10-for-41 for a .244 average, but her two doubles, three RBIs, six strikeouts, and three walks were hardly anything to celebrate.

Barr made the decision following the 1950 season to retire from professional baseball. She returned home to Manitoba, and she took a job as an accountant at both the Manitoba Health Sciences Centre and at the Grace Hospital in Winnipeg. Ross never married and had no children, but she loved to golf whenever possible and always relished time with her family.

On The Ice

The winter was when Doris Barr put the work in that was needed to be one of the best pitchers. Her younger brother, Ross, told Matt Preprost of the Winnipeg Free Press that "Doris would return home to Winnipeg, and the two would head down to the armoury at Machray Avenue and McGregor Street."

"We'd get permission from the sergeant to practise," Ross recalled to Preprost. "We'd go down to the basement and throw the ball around to help her stay in condition. It stung. (The balls) were coming in pretty fast, no question about that."

Prior to leaving for her final season in the AAGPBL, Doris Barr turned in quite the performance on the ice! You may remember that series between Moose Jaw and Winnipeg in Evelyn Wawryshyn's article about how good Wawryshyn was. Doris Barr was her linemate in that series!

Here's the photo of that Winnipeg team. Wawryshyn is circled in red while Barr is circled in yellow. And, as you know from Miss Wawryshyn's article, that Winnipeg team went on to win the 1950 Lady Bessborough Trophy as champions of the Dominion Women's Amateur Hockey Association! How cool is that fact?

Both players were also part of the legendary Doodlebugs senior women's hockey team that dominated Winnipeg hockey.

In short, Doris Barr had a pile of talent that she showcased on the ice, and it culminated in a number of championships in 1950. She may have been one of the best pitchers on the planet for a time, but she could certainly hold her own on skates with a stick and puck!

The Accolades

As stated, Barr won an AAGPBL championship with Racine in 1947. While she missed out on personal accolades, the championship likely made up for any oversights on the personal side. It should be noted that Barr finished with a career fielding percentage of .932 in the AAGPBL, and she racked up a career record of 79-96. She did play on some very bad teams, but she did finish with 14-wins-or-more in three of her eight seasons in the league. She also recorded that first no-hit, no-run game in Racine Belles history.

While she recalled the good times when pressed, Barr never spoke about how good she was or her time in the AAGPBL. That seemed to fit her quiet personality, so it was a sad day on July 12, 2009 when Barr passed away peacefully at the Kildonan Personal Care Centre at the age of 88. Having no husband or children, she was remembered fondly by extended family and friends.

It's not hard to see why Doris Barr was honoured at the Baseball Hall of Fame in Cooperstown during the celebration of the AAGPBL in 1988, and she was inducted into the Canadian Baseball Hall of Fame in 1998, the Manitoba Baseball Hall of Fame in 1998, and the Manitoba Softball Hall of Fame in 2004. Her play made her one of the best at her position at the time, and she deserves these honours.

Doris Barr was a force on the diamond both here in Manitoba and while playing in Saskatchewan when it came to softball. She used that skill to pitch eight seasons in the AAGPBL where she threw a no-hitter and hit the 20-win mark once. Add in her championships on the ice, and she's one of the most accomplished athletes to have ever come out of this province and, certainly, from the small town of Starbuck. Having her as part of the 2023 HBIC Summer Project was an easy decision to make!

Rest in peace, Doris. Your incredible legacy in sports makes you a legend, even if those honours came long after you had retired.

Until next time, keep your sticks on the ice!

Saturday, 17 June 2023

TMC: Blackberry

I'm tired. I spent all day umpiring a softball tournament, and I'm worn out from the sun, the heat, the games, and the general buzz in the air. Being that I'm spent, I came home and collapsed onto the couch where I decided to turn my brain off by tuning into the Matt Johnson fictional story Blackberry as Teebz's Movie Club took over my Saturday evening. Knowing some of the players in Research In Motion's real-life tale of exploding onto the scene with a smartphone that broke all the rules to its eventual collapse into ruins, I had a good idea how the story would be told. I was not, however, expecting it to contain the incredible performances witnessed on my screen. Needless to say, this is one of those films where expectations were not only met, but absolutely blown away by the acting efforts turned in by the cast in the telling of one of the world's former tech giants who introduced the world to email on your phone!

Viewers of this movie don't need to know the entire story about the Blackberry smartphone in order to enjoy Blackberry. While there is some technological jargon and chatter in the movie, one doesn't need a rocket science degree to figure out what's happening in each of those scenes. If you were expecting an exposé documentary, you'll be warned at the start that Blackberry is a fictional telling of the story that follows the same timeline with the same plot points, but there might be a few creative liberties taken. In the same vein that one may enjoy The Social Network's look at Facebook, Blackberry does a great job in handling the story of RIM and its Blackberry.

Jay Baruchel stars as the MENSA-like genius Mike Lazaridis who seemingly can build a smartphone out of an Etch-A-Sketch. His performance as the co-CEO of Research In Motion is fantastic as he portrays the somewhat-introverted Lazaridis extremely well in the beginning before allowing his character to grow into the brilliant-but-ignorant engineer who changes cell phone data usage as the world knows it. Baruchel's performance is can't be overlooked as the spark that gets this story going, but there is another who drives Blackberry to new heights.

That would be Glenn Howerton's portrayal of Jim Balsillie, RIM's other co-CEO, whose lack of business ethics will be on display in Blackberry. Howerton not only commands the screen with Balsillie's unwavering drive to make money, but it's his version of Balsillie's egotistical and narcissistic ways that really will evoke negative emotions from the viewers towards the character. Needless to say, Howerton deserves full marks for showing his acting ability in this role, and I do hope he garners a few award nominations.

Director Matt Johnson plays Doug Fregin, Lazaridis' best friend who tries to keep the shy, unassuming genius away from trouble, but ultimately goes along for the ride when the money starts rolling in. The character of Doug is best described as a tension breaker in Blackberry, but his moral compass is set correctly in most cases where Mike needs a true friend. Johnson does a great job in being the eccentric goofball with a heart of gold.

Of course, I also had a very specific want in watching Blackberry as Jim Balsillie was, at one time, close to purchasing the NHL's Pittsburgh Penguins with the intent on moving them to Hamilton, Ontario. Mark Critch plays NHL Commissioner Gary Bettman in the film, and there are a couple of occasions where there's interaction between Howerton as Balsillie and Critch as Bettman. One of those scenes involves an epic meltdown by Balsillie in front of the NHL Board of Governors that BarDown so eloquently posted to TikTok (warning: language is definitely R-rated!)!

I won't give away the ending to the NHL portion of Blackberry, but you likely know that Jim Balsillie was never an owner of any NHL franchise despite trying three times to become one. What I will say, though, is that this movie was fun, it was entertaining, it kept me interested in terms of the storytelling, and the performances were outstanding from all the central actors.

Blackberry may not be your first choice when looking to hunker down with some popcorn, but I seriously ask that you reconsider that decision. Much like Adam McKay's telling of The Big Short, there's enough factual basis in the movie to give it legs to stand on as an intertesting story, and the work done by the actors to bring the characters to life make it entertaining enough that you won't notice the running time of 1:59. I found there were no spots where it dragged its feet, and that's a sign that the direction of the storytelling by Matt Johnson was entertaining and explanatory without being too deep of an examination.

I enjoyed Blackberry in it entirety, and the vampire line delivered by Glenn Howerton might be one of my favorite movie lines in recent history. While it's not a perfect movie that the Academy will praise for its depth and meaning, Blackberry will certainly be one of those movies I'll be telling people to see because I was so pleasantly surprised by how good it was. Check it out if you have the chance. I'd love to hear what you think!

Teebz's Rating: ★★★★✫ that definitely should be 4.5 stars.



Until next time, keep your sticks on the ice!